Weeeeell, hello! I'm Alan.

Just a blog of random stuff I like - mostly from tinterwebs...*cough* geeeeeeeeeeeek *cough* ¬_¬

Some things about me: Scottish! In Merchant Navy, 40k player, Love sci-fi and fantasy. Play RTS games. Like looking at tattoos and drooling over them.

Some more things I love: Music, 80s, rockabilly, 50s and 60s, pin ups, League Of Gentlemen, Psychoville, the female form...and tons of craziness!

25th July 2014

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25th July 2014

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25th July 2014

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sixpenceee:

oh my god

sixpenceee:

oh my god

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25th July 2014

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ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

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25th July 2014

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Tagged: nsfwsexunf

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24th July 2014

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wherehamburgerscomefrom:

Welcome to the commonwealth games, let us serenade you with our dancing fucking tea cakes

24th July 2014

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ikkleosu:

Dancing Tunnocks teacakes, a bridge made from Irn Bru cans, a gay kiss, and the campest opening song and dance you’ve ever seen.

Aye, that’ll be the Commonwealth Games opening in Glasgow.

24th July 2014

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31 Wonderfully Bizarre Moments From The Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony
A gay kiss! Dancing teacakes! A baton that didn’t work properly!

31 Wonderfully Bizarre Moments From The Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony

A gay kiss! Dancing teacakes! A baton that didn’t work properly!

24th July 2014

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theblueandwhiteknight:

The cone is here to stay!!!

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theblueandwhiteknight:

The cone is here to stay!!!

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24th July 2014

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pipluptimemachine:

I am so proud of my Scottish heritage right now 

pipluptimemachine:

I am so proud of my Scottish heritage right now 

Tagged: Commonwealth gamesScotlandScottishGlasgowglasgow 2014tunnocks teacakesWhat the flying fuck is going on?!